I hate your wife. Genuinely. Stupid bitch keeps getting in My way. I want everything you have and right now she's the only thing standing in My way. How am I going to get rid of her? Nothing major, lots of little things.

But her birthday is soon isn't it? Forget it. Seriously, forget her birthday. No card, no gift, no dinner, no lingerie, nothing. Instead, send Me all the cash you would have on her. Combined with all My other wifey clips, this might just be the thing that gets rid of her!