You're too much of a wimp to eat your own cum, but you do enjoy stroking your dick while thinking about eating your own loser load. Don't worry, I'm here to help. I'm going to help make you pathetic enough to go through with it. Get yourself a bottle of booze and 2 glasses. Now take your cock out and make yourself cum, quickly as you can, that shouldn't be a problem for you. Shoot your cum into one of those glasses for me. Then we're going to hit some of that booze, make you feel nice and relaxed, take away all resistance, lower your inhibitions. It's only a matter of time before you're slurpi... Show more