You don't have an ickle bitty baby dick do you? No, it's about 4/5" - which I'm told is average. You're not morbidly obese, but you're not exactly in shape, you'd describe your body type as average, perhaps. You're no head turner, but you're certainly not the ugliest of the ugly.... You're just kind of AVERAGE. Not even a decent LOSER! Who wants average? I certainly don't.