I'm feeling so festive today. Mulled, the stove is on, the tree is decorated and I've been writing Christmas cards! Why am I telling you this? Because I'm writing Christmas cards to the wives and girlfriends of My unruly blackmail bitches! Isn't that super thoughtful of Me? I do it every year, that's how thoughtful I am. I intend to post them tomorrow so you have very little time to set things right, otherwise I suggest you pack your bags. She's going to be furious and who could blame her?

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