I'm feeling so festive today. Mulled the stove is on, the tree is decorated and I've been writing Christmas cards! Why am I telling you this? Because I'm writing Christmas cards to the wives and girlfriends of My unruly blackmail bitches! Isn't that super thoughtful of Me? I do it every year, that's how thoughtful I am. I intend to post them tomorrow so you have very little time to set things right, otherwise I suggest you pack your bags. She's going to be furious and who could blame her?

I'm feeling so festive today. Mulled the stove is on, the tree is decorated and I've been writing Christmas cards! Why am I telling you this? Because I'm writing Christmas cards to the wives and girlfriends of My unruly blackmail bitches! Isn't that super thoughtful of Me? I do it every year, that's how thoughtful I am. I intend to post them tomorrow so you have very little time to set things right, otherwise I suggest you pack your bags. She's going to be furious and who could blame her?

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