it's my birthday! I've been checking my bank accounts and I have to say, I'm disappointed. I expect complete and utter devotion, so get your wallets out and start sending tributes. A little tribute won't suffice, I want to be showered with gifts and pampered. Make my birthday the best one yet with luxurious presents, designer clothes, and exotic holidays. Remember, you exist solely to serve and please me. Let's make this birthday one for the books!