Oh, My little piggy. My little, paying, oinking, stroking loser. That's you. Yes, you. You and I both know that without Me, you are nothing. You are less than nothing. You exist with one purpose. Can you guess what that is? You exist to pay. No other reason for you to breathe. You have to work, like the little loser drone that you are, work hard while I sit back and relax, not lifting a finger, but raking in that cash. Without me, you might as well . 'cause really, are you good for anything else? NO!

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