Gross. You freaks just love being "made to eat your own cum" don't you? Yuk. Do you fantasise that it belongs to a real man? Or do you just love the taste?

I want you to take this clip to work with you, on your phone or iPod whatever. At lunch time, you're going to sneak away to the toilet like a good little bitch and start stroking for Me.

Take a wild guess what I want you to do after that? That's right, slurp up your own loser load at work, hahahahaha. I hope you get caught, really I do. Imagine explaining that to the boss...