They say money can't buy you happiness. I disagree. You money makes Me happy when you hand it over. You enjoy handing your money over to Me. So whilst it may be costly, you can buy your own happiness. Your cash is the only thing about you that makes Me smile, the more you give the happier I am. I know you thrive on attention, especially from Me and you know full well there's only one way to get My attention.

It's quite a thrill watching My account balance increase without Me lifting a finger, and why should I? You will work hard to buy My happiness won't you slut?