Get a bottle of which ever spirit you like the most, a shot glass and your wallet. We're going to have a few drinks together, you and I. When I drink, you drink. I don't care if you can't make it. You will do as you're told. You're such a fucking loser that you'll enjoy this! You'll keep going, drink more, feel your resistance melt away with each shot... You'll be begging for My wishlist link.

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