New year, same pathetic you. It’s January, and while most people are setting resolutions to improve themselves, you’re here—ready to be scammed all over again. There’s no 'new you,' is there? Just the same desperate loser who loves handing over his cash for absolutely nothing in return. You’ve accepted your role as my perfect prey, and honestly, why fight it? Start the year off right: broke and humiliated, just the way you like it.

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