I'm certain you've heard it before, 'size doesn't matter.' Us girls are forever telling lies to boys. Some are big lies, some are *giggle* small. The biggest lie we tell all of you is that size doesn't matter. Oh, it's the motion in the ocean that counts. BULLSHIT. Consider how many times before you've been reassured by a woman that size doesn't matter. Every single one of those women lied to you. I bet afterwards, every one of those women told her girlfriends how little you are. 'Oh big cocks aren't that great, really!' More lies. You and your little dicky are pathetic!

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