Well hey there sock puppet! You're My sock puppet, aren't you? I have a treat for you... Look at My socks! You can clearly see the where My foot has been stomping around all day. They are filthy AND stinky. That's how you like them, isn't it?

Would you like to sniff them for Me, sock puppet? Get on your knees then! Inhale deeply, bitch, inhale My sweet foot scent as I smother you with My dirty socks.