October already, piglets! Christmas isn't far away and you know I expect all of My boys to go all out and spoil Me rotten. My account should be BUSTING at the seams, My Christmas tree will be surrounded by hundreds of presents! I will be the most spoiled brat ever.

But if you're going to be a part of that you need to save your cash for Me. That means cutting back, big time. You want to prove yourself to Me don't you? Don't you want to be My #1 pet? Of course you do.