In a world where you can pay with just a tap, or send all your money to someone else in a few clicks it's very rare to handle large amounts of actual cash. I have a boy who's wife monitors his spending quite carefully, so for months he withdraws cash from ATMs, little by little, before he asks Me to meet him. He fetches My coffee order, hands Me an envelope and thanks Me for taking his money. Today he handed Me £1000 with a cute little note inside! Such a good boy. The rest of you can jerk off to his cash, fucking losers, jerk off dreaming of meeting Me, it'll never happen!

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