Hey there big boy! I see you, all excited and happy to see Me. Why don't you stand up, strip off and show Me what you've got? Go on, get your cock out for Me.

Holy hell, is this some kind of joke? I wanted to see a cock, not a shriveled little clitty! Well, that changes things. Since that vile little things between your legs is SO pathetic,I think we need to take steps to remove you from the gene pool...