My boyfriend is HUNG. I'm serious, his dick is huge. When we were at college I heard about his dick (from other people) before I even knew his name! It's heavenly!

Yours is... well, let's measure it, shall we? How does it compare to My BFs cock? It doesn't, does it?

Bitches like you with such weedy tiny little peckers should be taxed for that and I can't think of anyone better to collect that tax than Myself. Cough up, micro dick!

Pay your tiny dick tax NOW, loser!