I know what makes you hot... My cruel words, My eyes burning into you, My wicked laugh, My amazing boobs, My perfect ass... Everything about Me makes you hot.

What makes Me hot? Nothing about you, anyway! 'cept maybe your wallet! Without your wallet, you'll never turn Me on. You might make Me laugh, I might enjoy humiliating you, using you like a play toy, fucking you up for fun, venting My bad moods... But that's it for you. You're just a walking wallet for My amusement. Get used to it.