Ugh, I took some guy home last night... His dick was TINY! In the end I sent him down stairs to do My fucking laundry,

You are that guy. You've been down stairs doing landry, cleaning up and making breakfast for Me when you sneak up to My room and listen... You hear Me talking to one of My girlfriends on the phone. Talking about you. talking about your micro dick.

Your face burns crimson, your balls ache and your cock twitches just listening to Me tell My friend ALL about how pathetic you are, and how I'll lend you to her for cleaning duties!