You disgust Me. You selfish, pitiful little man. You can't do anything right can you? No. Good boys get rewarded, bad boys are punished. But I know many of you act out in order to be punished. Well I'm not going to make you hurt yourself. You'd enjoy that too much.
Instead you're going to be treated as if you were really here with Me in the room. You're going to be ignored. Now sit down, shut u and behave for a while!