Double trouble for you.
Double the fun for Us.
We deserve it all and so much more, and you know it! We bring you purpose in life by simply spoiling us. We are so undeniably wealthy and these few designer items that have been all BITCH-funded are going to make you a jealous little simp.
Don't you wish it was your money that lavishes Us? Don't you wish it was your money that clothes Us in designer and jewels? Don't you wish you could DRAIN yourself for Us?!