Fighting penises by moonlight
Winning simp hearts by daylight
Never running from a real whale
She is the one named Sailor Naadia

She will never turn her back on a million dollars
She is always there to defend Her Honor
She is the one on whom we can depend
She is the one named Sailor Naadia

Sailor Moon
Sailor Goddess
Sailor Muse
Sailor Naadia

Secret powers
All too familiar to Her
She is the sole creator: “Sailor Goon”

Fighting broke bitches by moonlight
Winning millions by daylight
With her Sailor Simplet... Show more