It’s so funny that you actually think I would have sex with you. After all, we are married and it’s been exactly one year! But sad for you, you have sipped from a special glass. Now you are paralyzed, and if you cum your heart will give out. With an evil smile, muscle flexes and an all knowing laugh - you’re fucked. Since I am your official wife I will inherit 100% of your assets, tax free (of course). Furthermore you will cum without even having to touch yourself.