The intervention your friends had for you was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. They’re all so concerned for you and the best part is they don’t suspect I’m responsible. Instead they sympathize with me. When we met you still went to the gym and now look at you. They’re shocked I even stayed. They beg and plead you to lose weight even offering to all chip in for a personal trainer. Maybe I should pick out the trainer. A hot skinny blonde training so you can embarrass yourself in front of her too. Time to eat the cake I’m feeding you now hog.

The intervention your friends had for you was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. They’re all so concerned for you and the best part is they don’t suspect I’m responsible. Instead they sympathize with me. When we met you still went to the gym and now look at you. They’re shocked I even stayed. They beg and plead you to lose weight even offering to all chip in for a personal trainer. Maybe I should pick out the trainer. A hot skinny blonde training so you can embarrass yourself in front of her too. Time to eat the cake I’m feeding you now hog.