I've been on the toilet for a few minutes already, a bit constipated. I pee a little bit and try to move my bowels. A small noise pops out of my ass followed by a very wet fart in the bowl. Then another small airy fart as I am trying to get everything out. You can hear a little straggler right after plop into the bowl. I push out some wet sounding pieces, and moan with relief. I seem to have a lot of wet sounding farts, and a few tiny plops mixed together. I move back and forth a bit to try to get things moving while I read on my kindle. I manage to let out a massive airy fart in the bowl! ... Show more