Hey!! I didn't think that you were going to come over. I'm happy that you finally showed up! Did you find my house okay?
I know that everyone at work is always making fun of you... but I thought we could do something fun like carving pumpkins today. JUST KIDDING!!! I know all about your "secret foot fetish" and I'm going to tell everyone at work if you don't do as I say. There's no denying it! You're always staring at my cute little feet. What if the boss found out? Everyone would make fun of you!!! HAHAHA! Now, you have to do exactly what I say or else!