Your friend's coming over the house? Okay. But sweetie, the weather is beautiful why don't you hang out outdoors maybe even call some girls too? No? Because the girls obsess over him, you say? Hmmm if I remember correctly, he's pretty average looking. What's the big deal? Oh THAT. Goodness, and he's actually showed it to you?! You're saying it's humungous?! Sweetie, you're exaggerating. There's no way it's that big! No, no don't tell him to show me! That is totally inappropriate. You are out of control right now.

Shhhh he's walking in! You better not say anything because if it IS a... Show more