I see you're all ready to binge-watch that show on the couch tonight, sweetie. I heard it's the best season yet. Ummm...honey...can you put that away? I get it. You can't keep it in your pants because it's SO BIG. Look at the bright side, it could of been the other extreme. You could have a micro-penis. But you were blessed with a humungous...oh my did it get BIGGER?? I'm sorry sweetie I can't stop staring at it.

Leave it out if you want. Whatever makes you comfortable. Or maybe...um...cover it with a pillow so I can control myself. Nevermind forget I said that. No no it doesn't of... Show more