Oh hey sweetie...I can tell by your expression you're not used to seeing me in such tight jean shorts. Or this whole outfit for that matter. Does my butt look okay? Aww thanks. There's a reason for this...don't get jealous. As you know, since your stepfather passed away I haven't dated. BUT the other day I met someone and he asked me out on a date.

Sweetie you have no idea how nervous I am! On top of that, he's younger than me. You sure this is an appropriate outfit? You want me to turn around AGAIN?? Sure. Will I have sex with him, you ask? Honey! This is our first date! And why a... Show more