Stepmom is on the phone with a guy she's gone out with on a few dates. She's basically breaking it off with him. She hangs up and turns to you...

Ugh I'm so glad that's over sweetie. We just didn't...um...connect well. I mean we did BUT...then I saw him naked. I was so grossed out. There he was, with his little worm of a dick and tiny balls. Ugh. He'd never be able to satisfy me. It was the saddest sight I had ever seen. Anyways, so happy that's over.

Sweetie, I'm not being critical. Every woman wants to be with a man who has a nice sized package. You're right, they can m... Show more