Can I interrupt you two for a second? Sweetie, I'm running out for errands but won't have time to cook so figured I'd pick up burgers. Yes? Great. Behave while I'm gone. Don't snoop through my stuff, BOTH of you. I know how you boys are...last time I found my panty draw in disarray. Ahem...sweetie. And no watching porn either. Your friend is probably in shock about how blunt I speak of these things. His stepmom is probably NOTHING like me.

Does he know how OPEN and HONEST our relationship is? Speaking of porn...what's the latest? What are your faves? Let me ask your friend hopefull... Show more