What ARE you? You look..so human, but it doesn't make any sense because you're just SO small.How are you only this big? I just wanna..*Poke* You're so much fun to tease. Does that tickle?? I could keep you as my pet you know, I bet you really wouldn't eat much at all. *OUCH!* You fucking bit me! You know, I tried to be nice to you because you're small and you look human-ish, but you're just a fucking asshole and I think you should be squished.

What ARE you? You look..so human, but it doesn't make any sense because you're just SO small.How are you only this big? I just wanna..*Poke* You're so much fun to tease. Does that tickle?? I could keep you as my pet you know, I bet you really wouldn't eat much at all. *OUCH!* You fucking bit me! You know, I tried to be nice to you because you're small and you look human-ish, but you're just a fucking asshole and I think you should be squished.