That was a lovely dinner but I can’t stop imagining you with a dick in your mouth. I think your a homo that just needs a little push... here I brought a big Dildo with me... just give it a little kiss.

What’s wrong... you look shocked... is this NOT how your first dates usually go??? With a pretty girl picking up on the beta male vibes your putting out?

Granted, I’ll bet not many girls bring big dildos with them on a first date, but I’ve found it’s become a necessity...

See, I’ve been having way to many wimps waste my time on these dates and it’s only fair that I ... Show more