Come here, honey! Sit down. "Step"-Mom needs to have a little chat with you.

When I was pregnant with you, I wanted to have a girl so badly! A cute, girly "step"-daughter was all I hoped for. And then you were born. A boy. A "step"-son. Of course I was disappointed -- until I noticed certain tendencies in you. You're so feminine, sweetie! I think all that hoping for a girl led to extra estrogen flooding my body when I was pregnant with you, and that's why you turned out so...well, unmasculine. I have a feeling that you're a little underdeveloped, uhm, down there. Is "step"-mommy r... Show more