I love making you eat and gain weight for me. You are going to consume 10,000 calories a day for me until you break my scale. You probably weigh what, 240? 250 soaking wet? That's not enough for me. This scale goes up to 350 pounds. I want you at 500. You will eat the most fattening, sugary, grease-filled meals for me. Fast food, cake, icecream. Those are your staples of health now. You don't eat salads or fruit anymore. If you don't reach your 10,000-calorie goal, I will tie you down and feed you. I want you busting out of the seams of your old jeans. You will have to completely rely on me... Show more