You have such a tiny cock! Can you even fuck with it? How long is it? No, don't tell me. We'll measure it together with my ruler! Hahaha, look, it's barely 2 inches long. Is that as hard as you can get? Wow, I feel bad for any woman who has rested with you. You're probably a virgin with such a tiny cock. I have an idea, since it's so small, you should get your dick removed! No one will even notice it's missing. I think you'll be much happier with no dick versus 2 inches of pathetic terror.