I just shaved my armpits today! Look how smooth and soft they are. Do you know what else I did today? I took a nice long run, followed by lifting weights. I am so sweaty and smelly. Look, sweat is dripping off of my pretty pits. I am going to make you lick it all up. I bet you'd love to be my post-workout gym rag for me to wipe my armpits on. Just saying that makes you hard. You are going to stroke your cock while I shove my armpits in your face. Take a nice, deep breath. I am going to sweat all over your face. You are going to smell like my BO all week!