You consider yourself a faithful man, a man of god. Which is why I'm using the good book to my advantage. You won't be able to read a psalm without fantasizing about my ass. You won't be able to look at the cross without getting the overwhelming urge to drain your wallet for me. Sunday mornings are about to be hell for you. You'll need to sneak away to text me, send me money, and jerk! Every time you hear the word God or Jesus, you and your wallet will become weak for me.