Welcome to Brat Girl Money Services! I am CEO and chief, Miss
Natasha. Do you find yourself unable to make proper financial purchases? Does the thought of balancing your nasty checkbook scare you? Well you're in luck idiot. Going forward you will give me total control of that piggy bank of yours. You will send all of your paychecks to me. I will allow a portion of those funds to go towards your allowance. Your allowance is to ensure you are maintained, not looking homeless. When in my presence, you are to be well dressed, shaved, and behaved. Managing you is no walk in the park, I earne...

Welcome to Brat Girl Money Services! I am CEO and chief, Miss
Natasha. Do you find yourself unable to make proper financial purchases? Does the thought of balancing your nasty checkbook scare you? Well you're in luck idiot. Going forward you will give me total control of that piggy bank of yours. You will send all of your paychecks to me. I will allow a portion of those funds to go towards your allowance. Your allowance is to ensure you are maintained, not looking homeless. When in my presence, you are to be well dressed, shaved, and behaved. Managing you is no walk in the park, I earned your paycheck loser! Your money will go towards my new wardrobe, jewelry, and lavish vacations. You're too stupid to appreciate your funds you loser.