I picked you up at a bar and slipped something in your soda. You have now woken up in my basement clinic. You are restrained to a metal bed and you find that you cannot speak a word! The medicine I gave you has made you completely unable to move a muscle. Do you know what I'm going to do? I am going to make you sterile the way that they do on the farms. I am going to wrap your balls in rubber bands, cutting off the circulation and nerve endings. You won't be able to get an erection ever again. You will never be able to have sex or reproduce! What woman would want to fuck you anyway? I'm doi...

I picked you up at a bar and slipped something in your soda. You have now woken up in my basement clinic. You are restrained to a metal bed and you find that you cannot speak a word! The medicine I gave you has made you completely unable to move a muscle. Do you know what I'm going to do? I am going to make you sterile the way that they do on the farms. I am going to wrap your balls in rubber bands, cutting off the circulation and nerve endings. You won't be able to get an erection ever again. You will never be able to have sex or reproduce! What woman would want to fuck you anyway? I'm doing you a huge favor. Being unable to fuck will make you reevaluate the way you live your life. I know you will find peace with never being able to fuck again. Do you know why I chose you? Because you were the loudest man at the bar. The most obnoxious. Men like you should all be cut off from your testosterone and testicles. Women will like you much more when you can't think with your cock. Now that you can't use your balls, take this time to relax and rest in my basement. By next week, the procedure will be complete.