Hey there you sad little freak. Welcome to my circus, I’m Master Natasha, the ring leader of this whole show. I posted an advertisement online for some basic tent maintenance and you answered my call. Except everything here is spick and span, I needed a new clown toy to play with. You see, my audience has a very particular set of interests. They pay top dollar to watch an idiot like you enter my ring. You better not cry or try to escape. You’re mine now clown slave!