You've been working for me for a year, it's time for your company review. It's never easy to tell someone that they suck at their job. You can never finish projects on time, your accounting details are skewed, your teammates hate you. The list goes on and on. Don't worry, you're not being let go. You're not getting a demotion. You can quit but I know you have a wife and little one to take care of. You have another job opportunity though. I am going to personally retrain you for a new position that is much more suited for your abilities. You are going to be the office pet. The office bitch! ... Show more