Oh darling you've made another wet mess in bed. Do you think I like greeting the day in your puddle? Absolutely not. I have thrown away all your man underwear and replaced them with pampers. Listen to how loud and crinkly they are! Everyone will know what a pampers bitch you are. Just a man who cannot hold his bladder. I don't care if your friends or work colleagues know. Everyone should know. Don't pout or tell me you don't like the feeling of the super soft, super absorbent pull-ups. You love them. Well, not like you have any other options!

Oh darling you've made another wet mess in bed. Do you think I like greeting the day in your puddle? Absolutely not. I have thrown away all your man underwear and replaced them with pampers. Listen to how loud and crinkly they are! Everyone will know what a pampers bitch you are. Just a man who cannot hold his bladder. I don't care if your friends or work colleagues know. Everyone should know. Don't pout or tell me you don't like the feeling of the super soft, super absorbent pull-ups. You love them. Well, not like you have any other options!