Your wife is out on the town with her friends and she hired me to watch you. She said you are so incompetent that you can't cook or bathe yourself. I'm used to taking care of pathetic men, but you take the cake. I've never met a bigger loser. Do as I say and we won't have any issues. I brought you a nice binky for you to suck on and a special formula. Babymen like you can't eat big boy food. I'll be scrubbing you down since your wife also said you smell like garbage, I must say I agree. If you're good you'll get a binky upgrade, a big ballgag!