Honey, I've taken the liberty to change your mancave into a Where there were video games, there are now pull-ups and toys! You don't need a fridge for soda and snacks. You need canned carrots and milk. Don't act so put off. This is really for your own good. I've also thrown away all of your grown-up clothes, except for a few select items you need for work. When you're home, you will be in pampers and a bib for me. You will go to bed earlier. You will take baths. You will not eat big boy food like steak and burgers! I will take you to the park with other girlfriends who have also turned thei...

Honey, I've taken the liberty to change your mancave into a Where there were video games, there are now pull-ups and toys! You don't need a fridge for soda and snacks. You need canned carrots and milk. Don't act so put off. This is really for your own good. I've also thrown away all of your grown-up clothes, except for a few select items you need for work. When you're home, you will be in pampers and a bib for me. You will go to bed earlier. You will take baths. You will not eat big boy food like steak and burgers! I will take you to the park with other girlfriends who have also turned their boyfriends into pamper lovers. Everyone should know what a cutie pie you are!