Haha oh my gosh, is this your tinder? No wonder women swipe left on you. You are a total loser! Your photos suck, your hobbies are boring, and ew, you put a horrible song as your favorite tune. I know you reek of bad cologne too. Everything about you is gross. You had the nerve to say that you're a "dominant man" looking for a subby girlfriend? Ha as if! You need to learn how to serve women. We don't want short little dicky losers like you. We want men who know how to please us. How to do dishes, how to rub our feet, and how to buy the perfect surprise present. Do you think we give a fuck a...

Haha oh my gosh, is this your tinder? No wonder women swipe left on you. You are a total loser! Your photos suck, your hobbies are boring, and ew, you put a horrible song as your favorite tune. I know you reek of bad cologne too. Everything about you is gross. You had the nerve to say that you're a "dominant man" looking for a subby girlfriend? Ha as if! You need to learn how to serve women. We don't want short little dicky losers like you. We want men who know how to please us. How to do dishes, how to rub our feet, and how to buy the perfect surprise present. Do you think we give a fuck about what a beta like you wants? Hell no. Get in line loser. The only way women will swipe right on you is if you accept you need to be underneath us.