You've been watching me play with my hair for ages now! When we drive and the wind whips through my hair, when we're at lunch and I tuck a lock behind my ear, you can't get enough. Now you have permission to jerk for me and my gorgeous, silky mane. Look at the way my hair perfectly catches the light. Look at how smooth, shiny, well kept it is! You would give anything to braid it or to shampoo it for me. Be a good boy and jerk for my hair!