You've been in the hospital for months after an accident. You cannot speak, eat or move. I have been assigned to your care as a specialty nurse. Except, all I am going to do in your room is smoke cigarettes, watch tv and text my friends. You can't move or speak anyways. Are you even with it? I can see your eyes moving! I should tell your attending doctor that you have healed, but what's the point? I would rather treat this as a paid vacation. I come into your room to enjoy a pack of cigarettes and I get paid for it! What are you going to do about it? Nothing. All you can do is take my smoke...

You've been in the hospital for months after an accident. You cannot speak, eat or move. I have been assigned to your care as a specialty nurse. Except, all I am going to do in your room is smoke cigarettes, watch tv and text my friends. You can't move or speak anyways. Are you even with it? I can see your eyes moving! I should tell your attending doctor that you have healed, but what's the point? I would rather treat this as a paid vacation. I come into your room to enjoy a pack of cigarettes and I get paid for it! What are you going to do about it? Nothing. All you can do is take my smoke in your face!