You've been demoted from your high-ranking position at my company to the office toilet. I wasn't pleased with your last quarter's performance. It was despicable. I'm not cold-hearted, I'd never fire you. But you have been moved down to a position much more suited for your abilities. You've come in early today to find that your new office is directly under a toilet in the men's bathroom. Don't worry, I'll break you in first. You will eat everything that comes out of me with a smile on your face. I've heard a rumor that the men have been sneaking off and jerking off in the restrooms. Guess you'l... Show more