Having a boyfriend who wears pampers is the best! When we are out to lunch with friends, we sneak off to the bathroom. My friends think we're having sex but in reality, I'm just changing your pullups! How embarrassing! You are a potty training failure. I've tried to train you to use a big boy potty yet each time you revert to the pampers. You can't help yourself. Well today, I'm going to make things even more embarrassing for you. Do you see this bright, green box? It's full of suppositories. I am going to shove 2 of these up your ass. In about 30 minutes, you won't be able to help but mess...

Having a boyfriend who wears pampers is the best! When we are out to lunch with friends, we sneak off to the bathroom. My friends think we're having sex but in reality, I'm just changing your pullups! How embarrassing! You are a potty training failure. I've tried to train you to use a big boy potty yet each time you revert to the pampers. You can't help yourself. Well today, I'm going to make things even more embarrassing for you. Do you see this bright, green box? It's full of suppositories. I am going to shove 2 of these up your ass. In about 30 minutes, you won't be able to help but mess your pampers. That breakfast you just ate? Well, I might have put a laxative in there too! If you're going to be a potty training failure, you might as well embrace it. I am going to have to change your pullups so many times today. I can't wait! Good thing we have plans with friends all day too. I'll make sure to pack my pampers bag.