Sweetheart, you no longer please me. You're so selfish. Well, I was talking to a friend and she used a method that worked wonderfully with her husband! She even lent me this cage. You won't be napping with me anymore. I am going to put a collar on you and lock you up at night. If you piss me off, into the cage you'll go. Don't test me. You also won't be eating meals with me anymore. I'm so sick of making you dinner. You get kibble in that little metal bowl. Sit boy!

Sweetheart, you no longer please me. You're so selfish. Well, I was talking to a friend and she used a method that worked wonderfully with her husband! She even lent me this cage. You won't be napping with me anymore. I am going to put a collar on you and lock you up at night. If you piss me off, into the cage you'll go. Don't test me. You also won't be eating meals with me anymore. I'm so sick of making you dinner. You get kibble in that little metal bowl. Sit boy!